4 Bed SFR Under 700k In Irvine! Needs Work!

Irvine House 4 Sale! 4741 Lindstrom Ave

Thursday nite dinner Feb 1st 2007

Doan Family Feud

Korn Poo X-mas snowman ornament

Yeah, so every Christmas myself and my cousins do a secret santa gift exchange. Along with the gift, we also have to make them a gift. Every year we switch the theme of the home made gift. This year it had to be a snowman and had to be less than 12" tall. So I came up with using Kornpuffs dried up shit. Yes you heard me right, her shit! So as you can see by looking at the photos I've also included the top hat, scarf, and carrot nose! Dont worry there's no smell, other than the 5 layers of spray paint. I also used her fur for snow. After she gets a bath, we have to brush her so she doesn't get matted. After we're done brushing her, there's the left over hair on her brush. So I used that for the snow around my snowmen. Merry Christmas!

Wedding day (not mine)

So one of my friends sent this story to me, I thought I would post it since I haven't added any new photos. Enjoy!

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.It was in the local newspaper
and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride making out with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "here's to you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "here's to you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300

family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:$8,500

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride and the best man: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!

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Save a tree...

This is the most pathetic tree I've yet to see, other than Charlie Brown's tree. I feel so ashamed I even paid for this little shit. A friend of mine at work told me I need to get a tree, so I thought it would be a cool idea if I had one ready before Lam got home as a surprise. When I was at Home Depot the tree didnt look too small there in the dark, but shit when I got home I felt like a bastard for contributing to this little tree's early death. :( But for those of you that have been to my place, there's not much room for a tree larger than that one. As you can see, we dont even have room to place our bikes. (try taking a shit while sitting on those handle bars)
We have to store them in our downstairs bathroom. As for poor Korn, she's so embarrassed she had to take a picture next to that "Charlie Brown" tree.

Teresa's Birthday Las Vegas Oct 2006

Happy Birthday Teresa

One of the nights we ate at Bobby Flay's "MESA GRILL". The entrees were great, but the appetizers was overpriced mexican food. As you can see that's a tamale and then the carnitas taco... but other than that everything else was reall good.

Summer Meets Fall @ Tho-ville

Dirty Newport Beach Condo

Not sure how much effort this took, but to get a place to look like this must have took this person years. This is a property my parnters and myself are currently working on. The current owner apparently has issues... why wouldn't you fold your clothes?!

Happy Birthday!

I've been pretty busy with new business projects & planning. I have failed to mention and annouce some very special birthdays this past couple of months... Here are our birthdy peeps:
Garrett O. Aug 11
Chau N. Aug 24
Timmy H. Aug 25
Eugene G. Aug 25
Lam D. Aug 26
Bao Q. Sept 4
Spenser O. Sept 6
Thu L. Sept 25
Brianne T. Sept 28
Kristin T. Sept 28

Grunion Time!

Ok so someone had the idea to go grunion fishing last week. Who in the hell wants to touch these little sperm soaking fish anyways? Well we ended up going to HB and not a grunion in sight! So half us decided to head back to Aliso Creek, and the other half decided to stay behind and dodge the stupid beach patrol. Well as you can see, we ended up with the sperm soaked fish and the other group ended up with nothing but sand.

Feast for a King...

Ok, so this Japanese dude decides to make a cooking device using his energy from his USB ports... Couldn't he come up with a device that can cook more than a hamster size portion? I want to see this ass try cooking his Thanksgiving turkey on that grill!

1 Year Anniversary!

Our 1st year anniversary! Yes, we saved the top of our wedding cake. I'm pretty amazed that it wasn't ruined in my parents freezer. You don't understand how over stuffed their freezer can get! Between the tritip, frozen shrimp, potstickers, Luigi's Ice, frozen fish I caught on last years fishing trips, cream puffs from 3 years ago, vanilla ice cream with extra freezer burn... after all that shit, my parents managed to keep our cake in perfect condition! Thanks mom & dad!