Saturday, December 16, 2006

Wedding day (not mine)

So one of my friends sent this story to me, I thought I would post it since I haven't added any new photos. Enjoy!

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.It was in the local newspaper
and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride making out with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "here's to you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "here's to you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300

family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:$8,500

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride and the best man: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Cash your coins in for X-mas gifts!

Coinstar now allows you to cash your coins in for FREE if you use it towards buying an Amazon gift card! Yes, that's right scuffle up your ash trays, your sofa cracks, and your little brothers piggy bank... Drop them in your local Coinstar and exchange them in for the FULL FACE value Amazon Gift cards. Check out Coinstars program here. After that you can spend the gift card at Amazon for your Christmas gifts! But before you jump to Amazon's site, click here first and start your shopping!

Monday, November 27, 2006

Save a tree...

This is the most pathetic tree I've yet to see, other than Charlie Brown's tree. I feel so ashamed I even paid for this little shit. A friend of mine at work told me I need to get a tree, so I thought it would be a cool idea if I had one ready before Lam got home as a surprise. When I was at Home Depot the tree didnt look too small there in the dark, but shit when I got home I felt like a bastard for contributing to this little tree's early death. :( But for those of you that have been to my place, there's not much room for a tree larger than that one. As you can see, we dont even have room to place our bikes. (try taking a shit while sitting on those handle bars)
We have to store them in our downstairs bathroom. As for poor Korn, she's so embarrassed she had to take a picture next to that "Charlie Brown" tree.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Dirty Newport Beach Condo











Not sure how much effort this took, but to get a place to look like this must have took this person years. This is a property my parnters and myself are currently working on. The current owner apparently has issues... why wouldn't you fold your clothes?!

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Happy Birthday!


I've been pretty busy with new business projects & planning. I have failed to mention and annouce some very special birthdays this past couple of months... Here are our birthdy peeps:
Garrett O. Aug 11
Chau N. Aug 24
Timmy H. Aug 25
Eugene G. Aug 25
Lam D. Aug 26
Bao Q. Sept 4
Spenser O. Sept 6
Thu L. Sept 25
Brianne T. Sept 28
Kristin T. Sept 28

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Grunion Time!






Ok so someone had the idea to go grunion fishing last week. Who in the hell wants to touch these little sperm soaking fish anyways? Well we ended up going to HB and not a grunion in sight! So half us decided to head back to Aliso Creek, and the other half decided to stay behind and dodge the stupid beach patrol. Well as you can see, we ended up with the sperm soaked fish and the other group ended up with nothing but sand.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Feast for a King...

Ok, so this Japanese dude decides to make a cooking device using his energy from his USB ports... Couldn't he come up with a device that can cook more than a hamster size portion? I want to see this ass try cooking his Thanksgiving turkey on that grill!

Monday, August 14, 2006

1 Year Anniversary!

Our 1st year anniversary! Yes, we saved the top of our wedding cake. I'm pretty amazed that it wasn't ruined in my parents freezer. You don't understand how over stuffed their freezer can get! Between the tritip, frozen shrimp, potstickers, Luigi's Ice, frozen fish I caught on last years fishing trips, cream puffs from 3 years ago, vanilla ice cream with extra freezer burn... after all that shit, my parents managed to keep our cake in perfect condition! Thanks mom & dad!

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Long Beach 1/2 Day Free Fishing

That's Peter Moua's drunken Mexican friend Efren. This fool got stupid drunk by 10:30am. He was already drinking his cervezas by 7am before we even got on the boat. This drunk bastard, almost go into it with this other Mexican on the boat over some shit that happened on the boat 3 months prior. Now that's grudge if I ever heard of one! Way to go Efren!

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Del Mar Races

We decided to do our annual trip to the Del Mar Horse Track with the family. Well since we were pretty close the the beach the heat wasn't too bad. Even though my ass crack had enough sweat to fill a Starbucks Venti, I still enojoyed watching these little horses race around the track. This is our second time going, I still dont get what all the hype is all about. It's nothing like the movies make it seem. There are no ladies wearing their oversized hats, and no guys wearing their nice suits and smoking the cigars. The crowd is very similar to the type of people who attend the OC fairground swapmeet. It's just real casual atmosphere, and a bunch of people watching these stupid little men wearing bright gay looking outfits riding these horses around a track. Overall this was just a cool weekend to hang out with everyone.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

On the look out for a DVR

Well the past couple of months, I've been on the look out for a DVR. For those of you who don't know what that is, I'm not going to bother explaining. Just "Google" it and come see me when you're out of the 90's and back in 2006. Anyways, Lam has been wanting to record some of her shows during those days she has to work late, and I just want another reason to buy another toy! So I was trying to convince her the last night that I came across a pretty good one and it came with a free 73" DLP (again, if you dont know what DLP means, you know what to do). Anyways, that didn't fly so I guess I'm back to the drawing boards...

The Mitsubishi 73-inch DLP™ HDTV offers advanced features for a rich, bright picture like you've never seen before. Includes 1080p™ video conversion, 160 GB internal DVR

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

New Mini Cell Phone PDA



Well my friend just got back from her trip to Japan and Hong Kong. She came back with this ridiculously small PDA cell phone. You might be asking how do you dial, well you know how PDA's use the stylus... Yup, you have to bust out the small ass stylus to call your mom. Talk about inconvenient! You know that shit didnt come from Japan, only Hong Kong would come up with such a useless gadget.