This is the most pathetic tree I've yet to see, other than Charlie Brown's tree. I feel so ashamed I even paid for this little shit. A friend of mine at work told me I need to get a tree, so I thought it would be a cool idea if I had one ready before Lam got home as a surprise. When I was at Home Depot the tree didnt look too small there in the dark, but shit when I got home I felt like a bastard for contributing to this little tree's early death. :( But for those of you that have been to my place, there's not much room for a tree larger than that one. As you can see, we dont even have room to place our bikes. (try taking a shit while sitting on those handle bars)
We have to store them in our downstairs bathroom. As for poor Korn, she's so embarrassed she had to take a picture next to that "Charlie Brown" tree.